Wednesday, March 9, 2011

Forays and Fiascos

A while back, I forayed into the intimidating world of baking with yeast. As far as forays go, it was successful: the challah was delicious. This led to overconfidence, which led to another foray into experimental bread-baking. A fiasco of a foray, as it turns out. 

First, backstory. Hubs and I ate at Fogo de Chao as part of our 10th anniversary celebration. (There's no way I'm old enough to have been married 10 years. I got married when I was 12. I totally, totally did.) The evening was a heavenly overload of red-blooded protein and Brazilian cheese bread. Hubs consumed a metric ton of steak; I scarfed a metric ton of tapioca-parmesan popovers.

A week later, I was still craving Brazilian cheese bread. Cue Google and the wonder of the internets:

Found here
"Pao de Queijo"
4 eggs
3/4 cup corn oil
1 1/2 cups whole milk
1 teaspoon salt
1 1/2 cups sour tapioca flour (azedo)
1 cup sweet tapioca flour (doce)
3/4 cup shredded parmesan cheese

Preheat oven to 425 degrees. Combine all ingredients in a large bowl. Mix well until batter is smooth. Lightly grease a 12- or 24-cup mini-muffin pan or small dariole molds. Fill each muffin cup three-quarters full. Bake for 15 minutes or until golden brown.  Breads should be crisp on the outside and hollow on the inside, like a popover. Serve warm. Makes 48-60 Puffs.
"Makes 48-60 puffs"? Come to momma, Brazilian cheese deliciousness! I will eat you for first breakfast, second breakfast, elevensies, luncheon, afternoon tea, dinner and supper! (That's a Lord of the Rings joke, lest you think I eat that many meals a day. I'm almost as short as a hobbit, but I promise I don't eat like one.)

In my heady "I-baked-challah" daze, I forgot the sage words of Luke Skywalker. My overconfidence was, indeed, my weakness. Instead of delicious cheese popovers, I ended up with this:

Sad, deflated little cheese craters.
Only one made any effort to pop-over at all.
My cheese popovers have a serious case of the Mondays. From now on, I'll let Fogo de Chao handle the Pao de Queijo, and I'll stick with challah.

6 Witty Rejoinders:

Sarah said...

I avoid baking things that require yeast for this exact reason. Too much chemistry involved. Were the cheese craters edible? They don't look half-bad. I've actually had that Brazilian bread before--I don't blame you for trying!

A.B. Fenner said...

Sarah - Thanks for the follow! I'm excited to check out your blog! And the cheese craters were pretty gross, actually. Very greasy. A tragedy of Greek proportions.

Ruthie said...

So did you eat any of your cheese craters? They still seem pretty tasty to me.

A.B. Fenner said...

I ate a few. They were so greasy, I had to toss most of them. Soooo sad.

Jeigh said...

Oh, that's funny! I can totally relate to this. My baking skills? Not so much.

P.S. Thanks for stopping by my blog!

A.B. Fenner said...

Jeigh - Nice to see you here! And I'm glad I'm not the only one who has baking issues. Mine tend to center around my favorite food: bread. Tragic.

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